Apple posts $3,380,000,000 in profits

OK. I’m impressed.

iPod sales are lackluster, but everything else Apple makes has turned to gold. Well, that’s a bit of an overstatement, but consider:

Mac sales up 33% in 2009 vs 2008
iPhone sales up 100% in 2009 vs 2008

Revenue is way up. Profits are way up. An accounting change goosed the results more than a little bit.

You’ll be hearing more about it over all the major news outlets shortly.