. Today, Redmond announced ‘Microsoft Doors’ . This will be their AI interface with their customers. It will debut as a Support ChatBot handling all known questions and unknown issues.
. Today, Intel filed for bankruptcy. The company announced that this will not affect executive bonuses. The 100,000 employees will be available for new opportunities.
. Today, Space-X warded off a hostile take-over bid by Facebook. Mark Zuckerberg wants to leave earth.
. Today, Linus Torvalds was named an honorary King Penguin.
. Today, it was reported that thousands lined up over night outside Apple Stores to purchase the new iphoney. It is made of antimatter , has 4 rotating cameras and it makes phone calls.
. Today, Amazon announced e-Minds. No longer satisfied with just hocking products, Amazon is now in the business of selling mindware. Consultants will quote a price to solve a problem for you. You can return the solution within 30 days if not completely satified. Don’t forget to rate the solution provider.
. Today, Google announced that it has acquired Switzerland.
. Today, is April Fools. Real Fake news day.
