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As the batteries get weaker in the remote, why do we press harder on the buttons???

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Maud

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The same reason that when we are speaking to a foreigner and he/she doesn’t understand, we repeat what we said, only louder (eventually shouting at the top of our voices).

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Why is it people ask a question and before an answer is forthcoming ask another, usually requiring an opposite answer to the first one?

Before you wonder "Am I doing things right," ask "Am I doing the right things?"

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Oh sorry, that’s the reply to the question, “Why do you always answer a question with another question?”

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Oh sorry, that’s the reply to the question, “Why do you always answer a question with another question?”

As part of the game “answering one question ahead all the time” (probably derived from an old BBC Radio 4 comedy programme!)?

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Why not?

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(as a former NYer)…when the elevator doesn’t arrive as quickly as you expect, you press the button again … repeatedly.

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…Or when you get that momentary hang in your computer, you start clicking a billion things to check if your computer locked up only to find your self wasting more time as those billion things finally open and now you have to close them all. I hate when I do that!

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(as a former NYer)…when the elevator doesn’t arrive as quickly as you expect, you press the button again … repeatedly.

Or press a floor button that is already pressed

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The same reason that when we are speaking to a foreigner and he/she doesn’t understand, we repeat what we said, only louder (eventually shouting at the top of our voices).

Or we say it real slow while over-pronunciating the word. Like that really does anything!

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If humans had a third arm coming out of the center of their chest, where would automakers place the driver side airbag?

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Why do we learn so much stuff in schools and colleges that we are going to end up NOT using in the future?

Also, why don’t we learn so much stuff in schools and colleges that we actually NEED as we grow bigger?

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As the batteries get weaker in the remote, why do we press harder on the buttons???

Post your “I dunno” question.

Maud

We expect for a miracle to happen so that we can say to others that we can even change the tv channel even if the battery is dead. and it’s remote CPR.

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Why do I never take the first piece of bread in the bread bag? I dunno!

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Because if you use the heel first the next slice dries out faster.

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We don’t like uneven anything like you set tv volume on even numbers, We want everything in alignment our Wall Tv, Picture Frame. When you going to pick bread piece you will always pic from center of bread bag.

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If you were in a falling elevator, why not jump just prior to the moment the elevator hits the ground?

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The same reason why being caught by Superman just before you hit the ground after falling from a tall building won’t save your life….

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Why has knowledge displaced wisdom?

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yeas, why? anybody?

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I think that you’re thinking of ‘I’m sorry I haven’t a clue’. However, giving the answer to the next question as the answer of the current one was a Two Ronnies sketch about Mastermind. Which was hilarious!

To get back on subject – can you explain Mornington Crescent?

I wonder if our American cousins have a clue about what I’ve just written!

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I think that you’re thinking of ‘I’m sorry I haven’t a clue’. However, giving the answer to the next question as the answer of the current one was a Two Ronnies sketch about Mastermind. Which was hilarious!

See the YouTube sketch!

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Why does the milk carton always sit sideways in the bag when I buy milk?

When I pull my keys out of my pocket, why are the buttons on my car key always facing down?

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Brilliant!

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How could I possibly step on my shoe laces when I purposely tie them so they are well off the ground?

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Where does your lap go when you stand up?

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