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Saw this at my sister’s house (Thanksgiving).
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Kirsty
ManagerNovember 26, 2020 at 11:37 pm #2315175For those wanting a spoiler alert:
https://pastebin.com/ZUWMHDbpSourced from Reddit – an oldie but a goodie 😉
(because my scientific calculator gave a syntax error!) -
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AskWoody LoungerNovember 27, 2020 at 7:27 am #2315233Thank you, Im still trying to decypher your joke. I love these 🙂
and may I add this joke? 🙂
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100. A solid 10 but also imaginary…
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AskWoody PlusNovember 27, 2020 at 1:16 pm #2315291After my TI and brain errored out on the sq root of -1, i had to read the spoiler. Thanks for the laugh.
Not as funny, but stirs the imagination:
Parallel lines have so much in common … It’s a shame they’ll never meet.Win10 Pro 20H2,backups with Macrium Reflect home editionmledman
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