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AskWoody LoungerOK, forget Dollar; it was 50 cent. I’m not too clever on American money…
And I can definitely see some Deep Purple. There’s also a rooster; with better resolution I could probably tell if it’s atomic or not.
ETA The Mountains And The Trees (Canadian folk band)
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AskWoody LoungerNot quick and not a waste of time, but here it is anyway:
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AskWoody LoungerHmm…tried to attach a picture to that but couldn’t get it to work. Try googling “Carole Hersee”.
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AskWoody LoungerHer face is beginning to ache from holding that smile…
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AskWoody LoungerErm…it’s a sitcom. Plenty available on YouTube if you want a quick taster.
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AskWoody LoungerWell, someone had to:
Small, sleek, cowering, timorous beast,
Oh, what panic is in your breast!
You need not start away so hasty
With a hurrying scamper!
I would be loath to run and chase you,
With a murderous spade!I’m truly sorry that Man’s dominion
Has broken Nature’s social union,
And justifies that ill opinion
Which makes you startled
At me, your poor, earth-born companion
And fellow mortal!I doubt not that you may steal;
So what? Poor beast, you must live!
An odd ear from twenty four sheaves of corn
is a small request:
Iโll get a blessing with the rest,
And never miss it!Your tiny housie, too, is in ruin!
Its feeble walls the winds are strewing!
And nothing now, from which to build a new one
Of foliage green!
And bleak December’s winds ensuing
Both bitter and keen!You saw the fields laid bare and wasted
And weary Winter coming fast,
And cosy here, beneath the blast,
You thought to dwell,
Until crash! the cruel plow passed
Right through your cell.That tiny heap of leaves and stubble
Has cost you many a weary nibble!
Now you are turned out for your trouble
Without house or home,
To endure the Winter’s sleety dribble,
and frosty cold.But Mousie, you are not alone
In proving that foresight may be vain:
The best laid schemes of mice and men
Go oft astray
And leave us nothing but grief and pain
Instead of promised joy!Still, you are blessed, compared with me!
Only this moment touches you:
But oh! I backward cast my eye
On prospects turned to sadness!
And though forward I cannot see,
I guess and fear!The story goes that Burns was ploughing his field when he destroyed a mouse’s nest. He felt so sorry for it (we’re like that in the UK) he composed the poem on the spot.
One of my favourite pieces.
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AskWoody LoungerFrom the British perspective, it would have to be something ironic. Uncle Bill, maybe.
I don’t think “Uncle Satya” trips off the tongue quite so well…
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AskWoody Lounger“I donโt mind helping if the people spend a bit of effort trying to do what you suggest. If people continually ignore any suggestions, then I stop helping.”
Good grief, how many of us have been there?ย
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AskWoody LoungerNow she’s a TV star, I suppose you’ll have to speak to her through her agent, Woody.
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AskWoody LoungerNovember 9, 2019 at 4:38 am in reply to: Cannot understand how to install patches for Office 2007 #2002131As Paul says, almost certainly an entry in the registry that should’ve been deleted and wasn’t.
It’s happened to me personally; I’d installed a newer version of some video software over the older version (as per the instructions). Both versions appeared in the program list, though only the later version was installed.
Although not really a problem, it bugged me; it was untidy (those who know me will tell you I suffer from CDO, which is OCD with the letters arranged in their proper, alphabetical order).
I “uninstalled” the older version and both disappeared. It was a simple matter to reinstall the program, but lesson learnt; the registry isn’t bullet-proof.
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AskWoody LoungerNovember 6, 2019 at 7:33 am in reply to: Cannot understand how to install patches for Office 2007 #2000423Yes, just open it like any other folder. Inside will be two files; one is the executable file, the other is a .xml file. Select both, right-click, then Extract. Choose where to extract them; I suggest your desktop, and delete them when finished.
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AskWoody LoungerNovember 1, 2019 at 5:00 pm in reply to: An honest VPN commercial – from somebody who actually knows what he’s talking about #1997009Me too; I hope he’s OK as he always sounds out of breath to me.
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